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"Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done, is it being done, or is it something to be done? Reports are now written in four tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense. Watch for novel uses of 'contractor grammar', defined by the imperfect past, the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future."
Katz
Eighth Katz's MaximMaxim