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Wisdom by Woods

Woods

10 pieces of wisdom

“This remains true even as you rush to catch the flight.”

First Corollary to Mills's LawCorollary

“From this it follows that you are invariably rushing the wrong way.”

Second Corollary to Mills's LawCorollary

“On the contrary, if you never procreate, neither will your kids.”

Woods's Refutation of the First Law of Socio-GeneticsRefutation

“All's well that ends.”

First Woods's Incomplete MaximMaxim

“A penny saved is a penny.”

Second Woods's Incomplete MaximMaxim

“Don't leave things unfinishe”

Third Woods's Incomplete MaximMaxim

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

First Woods's Law of ProcrastinationLaw

“Procrastinate today! (Tomorrow may be too late.)”

Second Woods's Law of ProcrastinationLaw

“NOW is the time to do things later!”

Third Woods's Law of ProcrastinationLaw

“If at first you don't succeed, why try again?”

Fourth Woods's Law of ProcrastinationLaw
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