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Wisdom by Shelton

Shelton

6 pieces of wisdom

“Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.”

First Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw

“When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.”

Second Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw

“The final answer will exceed the magnitude or precision or both of the calculator.”

Third Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw

“There are not enough storage registers to solve the problem.”

Fourth Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw

“The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.”

Fifth Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw

“Thermal paper will run out before the calculation is complete.”

Sixth Shelton's Law of Pocket CalculatorsLaw
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