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Wisdom by Pierce

Pierce

3 pieces of wisdom

“In any computer system, the machine will always misinterpret, misconstrue, misprint, or not evaluate any math or subroutines or fail to print any output on at least the first run through.”

Pierce's lawTechnologyLaw

“When a compiler accepts a program without error on the first run, the program will not yield the desired output.”

First Pierce's corollaryTechnologyCorollary

“In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.”

Second Pierce's corollaryTechnologyCorollary
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