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Phelps

4 pieces of wisdom

“Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and take three times as long as originally estimated.”

First Phelps's Law of RenovationLaw

“Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.”

Second Phelps's Law of RenovationLaw

“An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.”

Phelps's Law of Retributive StatisticsLaw

“An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.”

Phelps's Law of Retributive StatisticsLaw
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