Wisdom by Johnson
8 pieces of wisdom
“If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue that contains the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.”
“All of your friends either missed it, lost it, or threw it out.”
“Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within your organization.”
“When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.”
“If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.”
“If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue containing the article, story, or installment you were most anxious to read.”
“All of your friends either missed it, lost it, or threw it out.”
“Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.”