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Wisdom by Gumperson

Gumperson

9 pieces of wisdom

“The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.”

Gumperson's LawLaw

“The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.”

Gumperson's LawLaw

“After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.”

First Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.”

Second Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.”

Third Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.”

Fourth Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.”

Fifth Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.”

Sixth Corollary to Gumperson's LawCorollary

“The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).”

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