Wisdom by Gumperson
9 pieces of wisdom
“The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.”
“The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.”
“After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.”
“The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.”
“You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.”
“Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.”
“The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.”
“Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.”
“The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).”