Wisdom by Gerrold
8 pieces of wisdom
“It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.”
“A little ignorance can go a long way.”
“The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.”
“An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.”
“An object at rest will be in the wrong place.”
“An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.”
“An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.”
“The energy required to change either one of the states will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task totally impossible.”