Wisdom by Dhawan
4 pieces of wisdom
“The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.”
“The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of non-smokers in the vicinity.”
“A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section.”
“The life of a cigarette is directly proportional to the intensity of the protests from non-smokers.”