Wisdom by Corcoroni
6 pieces of wisdom
“The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.”
“The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.”
“All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.”
“The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.”
“Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.”
“Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.”